10 Things Not To Tell Your Boyfriend

10. Oh come on! Who’s gonna find out?

9. Well, your brother likes it this way.

8. Eeewww! Put that back in your shorts!

7. Dare to compare?

6. Can you go to the store and get me some tampons?

5. Is it supposed to bend that way?

4. Can I twist your wiener into a poodle?

3. Just go away I can finish myself!

2. I’m pregnant. . . . Ha just kidding!

1. Is it in yet?

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