WHAT IF THERE WERE NO WOMEN IN THE WORLD

Imagine a world without women!!!!… i know all the guys out there … your first reaction would be #($#%$)#$@##@$@#@%)$$(#$… and also the world famous F word… Its scary to imagine a world without women….

It all started from the great to the power infinity FATHER Mr. Adam and Ms. Eve… oh in this case there would not be Ms at all… there would be Mr. Adam and Mr. Even .. since no women… ufff…

There would not be any love failures… at least not to this extent… Since we have women.. there are lots of love failures… i pity the smart handsome guys

There would not be 2 separate toilets.. such as male and female.. that too with a pic of some handsome hero.. and beautiful women … only one toilet…

There would not be 33% reservations to a separate section called women… full 100% men.. Now the girls around the world reading this unimportant blog would go on.. with #($)#*$)@#$@#(@($)*#$#@#@ .. and also in very rare cases the F word again…

There would not be Sarees.. and their matching blouses.. and lipsticks.. and tops.. and salwar kameez.. and mehendi’s.. and rings… in places like.. nose… ears… belly.. uff… and hair bands…and bangles.. and kajal’s and ALSO NO MEN STANDING IN FRONT OF THESE SHOPS outside for their sisters.. girl friends… wife’s… mother’s… etc etc…

There would not be a chance for the doctor in a hospital to tell “Sir you have become Father”…

Luckily guys would be topping their 10th, 12th and all their board exams… wow.. atleast once..

Then how we all would have evolved… hmm… if there were no women… I guess only test tube babies…

There would be something different in our movies apart from the same old love stories… Then there would not be any skin shows in bollywood… thnk god…. seeing those have become boring ….

There would’n’t be GOSSIPs.. guys.. i knw you all would love me for this..

.texting would go down considerably

plastic surgeons would go out of business

men would go evrywhere in torn socks since we cannot be bothered to note tht our socks or boxers are torn(thnx mom,hehe)

the whole world would be a giant dustbin,untidy and unclean with no women to clean up after our mess.

 basically we would be eatng out of the gutter without women and the sociological order of the world would consist of 2 groups,the manly men n the weaker men,the weaker men would b reduced to sexual objects and turnd to “women” to cater for the horniness and prevalent blue balls

I know its getting a little too much to imagine.. life without girls… imagine everywhere u find hairy guys… in ur office… schools…. colleges… home… on the streets…
I have listed lots of things there would not be.. would not be…. if girls/women are not around… but THERE WOULD BE few things…. if women are there in the world….

There would be TRUE LOVE… AFFECTION… which you can only expect from GOD’s most beautiful creations ….. MOTHER… SISTER…. WIFE… GIRL FRIEND…FRIEND (whoz a girl ;-))…Image

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