FOUR PRESIDENTS IN OZ JOKE

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado…. and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

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They finally made it to the Emerald City …

…and went to find the Great Wizard

“What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz? “

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:

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“I’ve come for some courage.”

” No Problem!” said the Wizard. “Who is next?”

Richard Nixon stepped forward and said:

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“Well, I think I need a heart.”

“Done!” says the Wizard.

“Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?”

Up stepped George W.Bush and said,

“The American people say that I need a brain.”

“No problem,” said the Wizard. “Consider it done.”

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is standing there, looking around, not saying a word.

The irritated wizard finally asks,

“Well, what do you want?”

“Where’s Dorothy?” _____________________________________

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