CHEATING JOKE

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One day, three men met at a stoplight and got in an accident. The accident killed all 3 men and they went to heaven.

 

While they were in heaven, they met God.

 

He asked the first man “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” The first man replied, 3 times and nothing more.

 

He asked the second man “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” The second man said 1 time and nothing more.

 

He asked the third man “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” The last man said he never cheated on his wife in his entire life.

 

So God gave the first man a very small used car and sent him back to earth and told him never to cheat.

 

He gave the second man a mid sized car, sent him back to earth and told him never to cheat.

 

God rewarded the last man. He gave him a brand new Cadillac with all the luxury features he could want and sent him back to earth.

 

The 3 men met at a stoplight one day in their cars from god.

 

Suddenly the man in the Cadillac started crying. The other men couldn’t understand why he was crying so they asked what was wrong with him. The man looked over at the sidewalk and told them that he just saw his wife pass by on a skateboard.

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