BLONDE INVENTIONS

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? The water-proof towel

? Glow in the dark sunglasses

? Solar powered flashlights

? Submarine screen doors

? A book on how to read

? Inflatable dart boards

? A dictionary index

? Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

? Powdered water

? Pedal-powered wheel chairs

? Waterproof tea bags

? Watermelon seed sorter

? Zero proof alcohol

? Reuseable ice cubes

? See-through toilet tissue

? Skinless bananas

? Do-it-yourself road map

? Turnip ice cream

? Toe implants

? An all white flag

? Rolls Royce pickup truck

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? The water-proof towel

? Glow in the dark sunglasses

? Solar powered flashlights

? Submarine screen doors

? A book on how to read

? Inflatable dart boards

? A dictionary index

? Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

? Powdered water

? Pedal-powered wheel chairs

? Waterproof tea bags

? Watermelon seed sorter

? Zero proof alcohol

? Reuseable ice cubes

? See-through toilet tissue

? Skinless bananas

? Do-it-yourself road map

? Turnip ice cream

? Toe implants

? An all white flag

? Rolls Royce pickup truck

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